damn dirty ape(s) 26/M/Sydney I go by many names, but most folks call me Rhino. comic geek - gamer extraordinaire - musical schizophrenic - self-proclaimed lovable smartarse - master voyeur - prog connoisseur - creator of inexplicable explicities - word forger - steam/cyberpunk luster-afterer - accredited “that guy” - laconic raconteur - aficionado of both the psychobilly and horror punk genres - devout disciple of Marsvoltology - chupackalope expert - purveyor of trivial trivia - freelance agent provocateur - PUPPIES!! - winner of the “Most Adorablest Dimples” competition three years running - DJ of note and importance - Nintendo console enthusiast - redhead fanatic - anthropomorphic icon - awarder of ornamental cat statues I’m also a radio DJ, head to the Liquored Up & Lacquered Down website for podcasts!. The 30 Greatest Albums In The History of Ever San Fran/New York/Seoul trip Pictures of me (you sick fuck) Feeling sad? Click here. var sc_project=7269786; var sc_invisible=0; var sc_security="970dd576"; Tumblr (3.0; @kingofdisease)http://kingofdisease.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c4a41aa58b79e0830d285e6254d62f91/tumblr_mmb2fu9UyA1qktcqpo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/79b4e7aadfadc5589c83463c6b777582/tumblr_mmb2fu9UyA1qktcqpo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dc389b93143017ff404090005f66edbe/tumblr_mmb2fu9UyA1qktcqpo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d87c7a060b1affa6794f97e681f4cb7b/tumblr_mmb2fu9UyA1qktcqpo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/75d6e90e39bcff5dbbd5b970f5275eeb/tumblr_mmb2fu9UyA1qktcqpo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9729b65fb18febb3b6f4dae56da63545/tumblr_mmb2fu9UyA1qktcqpo6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bf7101e27836ee69844546f14188dfd4/tumblr_mmb2fu9UyA1qktcqpo7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f248a68cadc647a12bda289a67bc7609/tumblr_mmb2fu9UyA1qktcqpo8_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://twistedshoelaces.tumblr.com/post/50993377682/cosmicremix-extra-vertebrae" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">twistedshoelaces</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cosmicremix.tumblr.com/post/50978805123/extra-vertebrae-celestialghost" target="_blank">cosmicremix</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://extra-vertebrae.tumblr.com/post/50967823590/celestialghost-thisgirlandy-as-a-serious" target="_blank">extra-vertebrae</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://celestialghost.tumblr.com/post/49995199882/thisgirlandy-as-a-serious-drinker-of-gin-and" target="_blank">celestialghost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisgirlandy.tumblr.com/post/49932515306/as-a-serious-drinker-of-gin-and-tonic-this-was" target="_blank">thisgirlandy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>As a serious drinker of gin and tonic, this was hilarious.<br/><br/></p> </blockquote> <p>I do the Vodka and soda. </p> </blockquote> <p>This will never not make me laugh.</p> </blockquote> <p>Those expressions are brilliant.</p> </blockquote> <p>Hahahaha, party with light beer?!</p></blockquote>http://kingofdisease.tumblr.com/post/50993820791http://kingofdisease.tumblr.com/post/50993820791Wed, 22 May 2013 01:43:27 +1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a60fa3d6d385421f7dc63c0516e59a28/tumblr_mn4tmaC2mu1r6x1ilo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d12fdcbea9516663ab007a2c1b9e4bbe/tumblr_mn4tmaC2mu1r6x1ilo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://kingofdisease.tumblr.com/post/50993815652http://kingofdisease.tumblr.com/post/50993815652Wed, 22 May 2013 01:43:21 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/557b4625c4fbd86f96c6489befed6611/tumblr_mn5mtvPCZn1qzk2upo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8e97b0525a70047a50f4f3c87df9725e/tumblr_mn5mtvPCZn1qzk2upo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/004dd4360c5da3bcaaeaefcb07c5d159/tumblr_mn5mtvPCZn1qzk2upo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c9e9fd8649e177b0bae1ceb4b26381f4/tumblr_mn5mtvPCZn1qzk2upo6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bbb3b8405676f3c53cf710514641cec6/tumblr_mn5mtvPCZn1qzk2upo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/da1030b6a2ce3be9a39c590ac40ed22d/tumblr_mn5mtvPCZn1qzk2upo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d2175e5d336858472bbb79ada3f746fb/tumblr_mn5mtvPCZn1qzk2upo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://frickyeah1990s.tumblr.com/post/50992895994/trent-lane" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">frickyeah1990s</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Trent Lane…</p></blockquote>http://kingofdisease.tumblr.com/post/50992924194http://kingofdisease.tumblr.com/post/50992924194Wed, 22 May 2013 01:25:48 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f239a33b33e776df346c7c59b4584e4b/tumblr_mn2pea10sD1rtswxlo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f9f60c1e941c341a6029c57adfb35e38/tumblr_mn2pea10sD1rtswxlo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5e145b399c8794e9f8e8f3169e3cb3cf/tumblr_mn2pea10sD1rtswxlo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/653f3be24e6b5c93fa4e6364ca030f60/tumblr_mn2pea10sD1rtswxlo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/efd4de275195df1051e72414e19e9ccf/tumblr_mn2pea10sD1rtswxlo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/df2bdaa913fbec7226adcd9b21b7bffb/tumblr_mn2pea10sD1rtswxlo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5a8e6f4ccfdbf959ea482c4d6311d5cd/tumblr_mn2pea10sD1rtswxlo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cac686f92bbb708183eb89cac8c0f2f9/tumblr_mn2pea10sD1rtswxlo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f89bdb33767a0f1e32bb6e052c20fd88/tumblr_mn2pea10sD1rtswxlo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4126fa9dedf28feb7a5ee8adce21845e/tumblr_mn2pea10sD1rtswxlo10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://kingofdisease.tumblr.com/post/50991888728http://kingofdisease.tumblr.com/post/50991888728Wed, 22 May 2013 01:04:32 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3d779e73fd1fa3b578004f9b3334abc1/tumblr_mlrxkeU0S01r6v8t0o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://kingofdisease.tumblr.com/post/50991862377http://kingofdisease.tumblr.com/post/50991862377Wed, 22 May 2013 01:03:59 +1000<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dweebscar.tumblr.com/post/48912131560/dweebscar-what-if-giraffes-lived-underwater" target="_blank">dweebscar</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dweebscar.tumblr.com/post/48912020833/what-if-giraffes-lived-underwater" target="_blank">dweebscar</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>what if giraffes lived underwater</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/f18129f2cb4b20d26e0d880bc58be576/tumblr_inline_mluk0buhYu1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>what a majestic creature</p> </blockquote>http://kingofdisease.tumblr.com/post/50980457507http://kingofdisease.tumblr.com/post/50980457507Tue, 21 May 2013 20:08:21 +1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc8tk4BQ8o1re7v1io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://kingofdisease.tumblr.com/post/50980415725http://kingofdisease.tumblr.com/post/50980415725Tue, 21 May 2013 20:06:57 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/eab80f6c0ce6f12912b26d6ec0c13893/tumblr_mmtjznSeFx1rzc5nxo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7cfd96592d29241f8c2d25bdcd15555c/tumblr_mmtjznSeFx1rzc5nxo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bbe63a436a87dd2d7cea49d0d912b778/tumblr_mmtjznSeFx1rzc5nxo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1be76a36105cd3fbbd44661b15d9a352/tumblr_mmtjznSeFx1rzc5nxo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e34c53ecab59ee5136975601036fc2ff/tumblr_mmtjznSeFx1rzc5nxo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/45fd9742843501ce164f68aa17306e26/tumblr_mmtjznSeFx1rzc5nxo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0d2f8f0ffb8ddbe5a55a3bd2e668d5e6/tumblr_mmtjznSeFx1rzc5nxo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/db35f2664f124639dfe3392b582b9888/tumblr_mmtjznSeFx1rzc5nxo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e810a129d1caad051c664b06d82e9520/tumblr_mmtjznSeFx1rzc5nxo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7006a97e82a8a37e4831b1ac4971e257/tumblr_mmtjznSeFx1rzc5nxo10_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://flomation.tumblr.com/post/50469883448/i-thought-i-should-share-some-things-ive" target="_blank">flomation</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I thought I should share some things I’ve collected</p> </blockquote>http://kingofdisease.tumblr.com/post/50980391399http://kingofdisease.tumblr.com/post/50980391399Tue, 21 May 2013 20:06:05 +1000<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://drunktrophywife.tumblr.com/post/50426047573/do-you-ever-just-see-a-url-and-know-they-have" target="_blank">drunktrophywife</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>do you ever just see a URL and know they have autoplay</p> </blockquote>http://kingofdisease.tumblr.com/post/50980370152http://kingofdisease.tumblr.com/post/50980370152Tue, 21 May 2013 20:05:19 +1000<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://daftpostpunk.tumblr.com/post/50925995896/if-yahoo-buys-tumblr-all-true" target="_blank">daftpostpunk</a>:</p> <blockquote> <ul><li>post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day</li> <li>you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it</li> <li>no more selfies allowed</li> <li>blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted</li> <li>heroin will be legalized</li> <li>george bush will become president again</li> <li>stock market will crash</li> <li>korea will blow the US up</li> <li>world war 3</li> </ul></blockquote> <p></p>http://kingofdisease.tumblr.com/post/50980366547http://kingofdisease.tumblr.com/post/50980366547Tue, 21 May 2013 20:05:11 +1000<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mandatoryupgrades.tumblr.com/post/49880265665/anyone-who-thinks-shakespeare-is-boring-apparently" target="_blank">mandatoryupgrades</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/c77db60b452c564c85f5112408a408d1/tumblr_inline_mmg65numvM1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p>I want that to be the final line of my biography.</p> </blockquote>http://kingofdisease.tumblr.com/post/50976044362http://kingofdisease.tumblr.com/post/50976044362Tue, 21 May 2013 17:30:05 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cfe40ce550fd6e30a5e330725f2ad714/tumblr_mn50dgp0Zq1r2z3qgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://kingofdisease.tumblr.com/post/50975981690http://kingofdisease.tumblr.com/post/50975981690Tue, 21 May 2013 17:28:07 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/413c83b5843c0aabf3d1652780470d6f/tumblr_mn3nffuKUs1qa9armo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shirtoid.tumblr.com/post/50927945390/put-that-thing-back-where-it-came-from-or-so-help" target="_blank">shirtoid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://shirtoid.com/93503/put-that-thing-back-where-it-came-from-or-so-help-me/" target="_blank">Put That Thing Back Where It Came From Or So Help Me!</a> by Rocky Alexander is available at <a href="http://shirtoid.com/r/put-that-thing-back-where-it-came-from-or-so-help-me-threadless" target="_blank">Threadless</a></p> </blockquote>http://kingofdisease.tumblr.com/post/50928421948http://kingofdisease.tumblr.com/post/50928421948Tue, 21 May 2013 06:06:16 +1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e5b0d434da204d498da086e8c1e832eb/tumblr_mn44b8vM9q1sqa2vxo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://kingofdisease.tumblr.com/post/50927575395http://kingofdisease.tumblr.com/post/50927575395Tue, 21 May 2013 05:55:06 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1a2d5d73320f4f4dd4e8aa3807b46c31/tumblr_mmw06smaQ21rlftj9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://1ll-society.tumblr.com/post/50927183037/david-mattingly-davidmattingly-com" target="_blank">1ll-society</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>David Mattingly<br/>davidmattingly.com</p> </blockquote>http://kingofdisease.tumblr.com/post/50927558820http://kingofdisease.tumblr.com/post/50927558820Tue, 21 May 2013 05:54:53 +1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f26af16432a05fed49a0862455c01ec8/tumblr_mn2uc7JRok1qmzl7to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wtffanfiction.com/post/50925063015/fandom-avengers-rpf-and-then-giving-no" target="_blank">wtffanfiction</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Fandom: Avengers/RPF</p> <p>“And then, giving no warning, Loki let his bladder go.</p> <p>His aim was true and nearly all of the pale liquid arced into Tom’s mouth. Some few droplets fell short or overshot, leaving glistenings of liquid dotting his face and chest.”</p> </blockquote>http://kingofdisease.tumblr.com/post/50927245568http://kingofdisease.tumblr.com/post/50927245568Tue, 21 May 2013 05:50:39 +1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c9a3ff4dd6505df8552983ba183287a5/tumblr_mn43b6DTCZ1qemxfbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cryptofwrestling.tumblr.com/post/50925452803/monster-i-d-cards-1963" target="_blank">cryptofwrestling</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Monster I.D. Cards (1963)</p> </blockquote>http://kingofdisease.tumblr.com/post/50927187952http://kingofdisease.tumblr.com/post/50927187952Tue, 21 May 2013 05:49:51 +1000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/04629fdb696c2856663e7e0d2dd2fe37/tumblr_mmrhvo3ALs1qhyfo2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blkstiletto.tumblr.com/post/50796861188/totally-adorable-picture-of-siouxsie-strangling" target="_blank">blkstiletto</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>totally adorable picture of Siouxsie strangling Paul Cook</p> </blockquote>http://kingofdisease.tumblr.com/post/50927047218http://kingofdisease.tumblr.com/post/50927047218Tue, 21 May 2013 05:47:57 +1000<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/10cbbf2b1a1b36b3874f48f5578388c6/tumblr_mn30vfMqVu1qzeo2zo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://kingofdisease.tumblr.com/post/50927002662http://kingofdisease.tumblr.com/post/50927002662Tue, 21 May 2013 05:47:20 +1000<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0fKHmHIu2Ac?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/>http://kingofdisease.tumblr.com/post/50896934170http://kingofdisease.tumblr.com/post/50896934170Mon, 20 May 2013 19:37:54 +1000spongebob squarepants