I go by many names, but most folks call me Rhino.
- gamer extraordinaire
- musical schizophrenic
- self-proclaimed lovable smartarse
- master voyeur
- prog connoisseur
- creator of inexplicable explicities
- word forger
- steam/cyberpunk luster-afterer
- accredited "that guy"
- laconic raconteur
- aficionado of both the psychobilly and horror punk genres
- devout disciple of Marsvoltology
- chupackalope expert
- purveyor of trivial trivia
- freelance agent provocateur
- winner of the "Most Adorablest Dimples" competition three years running
- DJ of note and importance
- Nintendo console enthusiast
- redhead fanatic
- anthropomorphic icon
- awarder of ornamental cat statues
I'm also a radio DJ, head to the
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The 30 Greatest Albums In The History of Ever
San Fran/New York/Seoul trip
Pictures of me (you sick fuck)
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Financial District, New York
I have no idea what this piece is called or if it has any kind of significance, I just thought it looked cool. Meh.