Love is not love, when it is mingled with regards that stand aloof from the...– King Lear, Act 1 Sc. 1
Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.– Henry Kissinger
Legum servi sumus ut liberi esse possimus– Cicero
This is some genius sentence mixing that cracks me...
Beer is made by putting yeast, sugar, germinated barley, and hops inside a big...– Encyclopedia Dramatica on why beer is awesome
I got magic and I got poetry in my fingertips. you know…most of the...– Charlie Sheen with yet more insight into his mind