The Life and Times of Zyklon B Goode

twistedshoelaces:

cosmicremix:

extra-vertebrae:

celestialghost:

thisgirlandy:

As a serious drinker of gin and tonic, this was hilarious.

I do the Vodka and soda. 

This will never not make me laugh.

Those expressions are brilliant.

Hahahaha, party with light beer?!

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frickyeah1990s:

Trent Lane…

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dweebscar:

dweebscar:

what if giraffes lived underwater

what a majestic creature

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flomation:

I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

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drunktrophywife:

do you ever just see a URL and know they have autoplay

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if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):

daftpostpunk:

• post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
• you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
• no more selfies allowed
• blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
• heroin will be legalized
• george bush will become president again
• stock market will crash
• korea will blow the US up
• world war 3

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mandatoryupgrades:

Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:

I want that to be the final line of my biography.

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